I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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