Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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