called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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