He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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