wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Hippo gnu deer
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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