I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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