I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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