two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm at about main and main street
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
