Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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