let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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