Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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