Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I wish there were birth control emojis
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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