never play flip cup with pint glasses
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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