We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm sobbing to NWA
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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