She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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