i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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