she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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