I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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