hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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