If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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