So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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