There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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