Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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