I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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