no, he came in my armpit
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
