TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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its like you know when i get waxed
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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