You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You can't just leave with hair like that
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You are a genius and a whore.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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