Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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