So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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