Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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