drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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