She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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