And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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