I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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