My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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