thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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