Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
She announced her abortion via fbk
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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