We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
its not stalking. its research.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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