As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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