Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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