im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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