Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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