I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
