He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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