After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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