Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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