so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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