How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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