You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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