i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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