No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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