Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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