Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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