he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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